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gaymergirls:

you know, i was mercutio in my middle school’s romeo and juliet, so some of you can go to bed with a smile tonight because at least one production existed where mercutio was a pakistani lesbian

(via demons-detectives-and-the-doctor)

all-fandoms-united:

NO BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

SHE WAS ASSIGNED TO DO A REPORT ON THIS POT CLUB BY HER NEWS STATION

SHES THE OWNER OF THAT POT CLUB

SO AFTER HER STORY ON IT SHE CAME OUT SAYING SHE WAS THE OWNER AND THEN QUIT

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

tachibanamakotos:

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

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(via brennbug)

mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

(Source: meladoodle, via fandomsinablender)

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